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The Last Jedi: why are there so many fan questions? (Spoilers)

I saw The Last Jedi on Friday last week and, like a lot of Star Wars fans, I came out stunned and confused. I liked it but it did not quite feel like a Star Wars film, more a film with some Star Wars elements in it. It has taken me a few days to assimilate what happened and to help me do that I have read a few fan comments. The more I think about the film and the more I have read comments about how it ‘sucked’ the more I like it. What gets me most is the amount of questions fans that hate the film are asking, most of which are clearly explained in the film or by looking at previous films. This has got me frustrated, so to get things off my chest I am going to answer some of the questions with what I see the answer as. Before we go ahead, here is the old spoiler banner…

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Anyway, on with the questions…

Why does Leia use the force to float into a spaceship?

I know other people hated this but it actually gave me tingles. She is a force user and strong with force, although not trained. Why can’t she survive in space and fly herself back into a ship? I thought it was cool. I was more distressed by them killing Admiral Ackbar!

How can they make Luke such a moaning hobo?

He thinks he is single-handedly responsible for Ben’s defection to the dark side, that he has somehow created Kylo Ren. Some people say he would not act like that, that he is a Jedi and would do the right thing, that somehow they are destroying his character by making him exile himself. I for one think it adds to the character, Luke is great and what makes him so likable, apart from the fact that Mark Hammill is cool, is that he is not perfect. Remember in Return of the Jedi that he needs to strike down the Emperor in cold blood to turn to the dark side. He did try to do that and was only stopped by Vader. Remember also when Vader says that if Luke won’t turn he will go after Leia, well Luke aint happy and really goes for Vader. He sometimes looses control, remember he does have a large part of his father in him. I think Luke considering killing Ben for a split second then changing his mind is exactly the sort of thing that his character would do.

I do feel sorry for Luke though as there are some horrible scenes he is in, particularly that one where he milks the four teeted water alien for green milk. I was saddened when I saw the scene, it was so silly. I get why it was included, to show how far Luke had fallen. And to be fair we do milk cows so it is not all that strange. I just personally thought it was a bit too far.

The next argument about Luke is this idea of him wanting to end the Jedi, that he now thinks the Jedi are just dreamers who think the force is for them. If you listen carefully to what he says it is clear that he feels that by having the light side in the Jedi, a dark side will always come up to meet it. Luke has not only exiled himself through guilt but to make sure the Jedi do not continue and as such, when the light side dies so does the dark side. Remember that every major incident involving the dark side rising to power has been, in part, affected by the Jedi. The Jedi supported Palpatine at first, they trained Anakin and gave in to Palpatine’s request, now Luke has trained Ben and been the cause of him turning to the darkside. I think it is Rey that makes him realise that even without the Jedi there will be light and dark, even with him in exile a warrior of light has risen to meet the darkness.

So all in all Luke is not so much running away as doing what he thinks is right to save the galaxy. I don’t get why people are so upset by that, the hero becoming a legend then disappearing and when needed is an unwilling skeptic is a pretty common storyline in films these days and as far as I see it, added to the character of Luke.

Why doesn’t the First Order just use other ships to cut off the Resistance ships?

That is a good question which I think is best described by a line Hux says then Snoke laughs about, “we have them at the end of a string.” That is exactly what this chase is, it is the First Order toying with the Resistance, watching them slowly collapse, like a cat playing with a mouse. And as we know with all cocky people, they get their comeuppance in the end, in this case some of the Resistance escape.

Why kill Snoke, we don’t even know who he really is?

Now I agree they could have done more with Snoke, his character had such intrigue and there were many theories about him. Even I had an idea about Snoke. It seems I was wrong, oh well! In fact I could still be right. But even though I don’t think he should have been killed, I can see that it was to move Kylo Ren’s character on and make him the main evil in the galaxy. He has been swinging between dark and light but killing Snoke was his final choice, and he chose the darkness.

Since seeing the movie I have also heard of a theory that came from a Star Wars comic. In the comic Palpatine can move his consciousness from his own body into a cloned version of his body. These clones decay quickly but allow him to stay alive. Could this be true of Snoke and in fact he is Palpatine, maybe he wanted Ren to kill him so he could move to a younger body? The same comic contains dreadnought class starships and Luke astrally projecting himself using the force, both of these are in The Last Jedi. It is now starting to feel like Disney have made some expanded universe stuff non-cannon so they can use the ideas in future films!

Is that it? Rey has no connections to other characters

I really hope it is, it was a breath of fresh air to say that she was a nobody, that she was not connected to any other character. Not everyone has to be connected, no-one asks about Poe or Hux’s parents, they do not have to be connected to any previous characters so why does Rey? It does not matter if her parents were not force sensitive, it could be an ability from earlier on in her bloodline or some new mutation. This stuff happens in the real world, well not with the force but some children are really tall compared to their parents or are athletic where their parents were much more academic. I really don’t think this is something to get hung up about, also Ren could have been lying to make Rey feel more alone so she stayed with him out of feelings of being wanted by someone, then they could rule the galaxy together.

What was the point with the Canto Bight mission?

I don’t have a problem with Canto Bight, it is clearly a metaphor for how the rich make their money and a dig at Hollywood, but in Star Wars terms it is a cantina scene. Most Star Wars films have them. Yeah some of the aliens are a little weird, but there were some strange ones in A New Hope. I also like that it is a pointless mission, not every mission the good guys take on has to be a success. It was a little bit of fun in the middle of the film that brough Finn and Rose closer together.

Why didn’t Luke just get off the island?

Firstly he does not need to and secondly it would be more dangerous if he does. That shed load of fire the astral projection takes would have wiped the real Luke out. I see the whole point of Luke appearing at the end to allow the Resistance to escape. Also what would happen if Ren had actually killed Luke? I think Luke feels this would cement Ren’s path to the dark side, by Luke dying peacefully Ren will not feel the guilt of killing him and thus there is still a chink of light inside him. Yeah that sounds a little farfetched but would work. I was really hoping that Luke was going to be seen raising his X-Wing in a link to The Empire Strikes Back then flying in and blowing up the cannon at the last minute. But hey, that didn’t happen. Still it was cool seeing him coming in at the end to save the day even if it is not the way I would have done it.

Where is the character development?

I am actually struggling to understand this question, look at the path Luke takes. How Rey is pulled toward the dark side but resists it in the end. The way Ren is deciding if he should convert to the light only to choose darkness in the end. How Poe is a cocky so and so that gets a lot of people killed but realises in the end that this is not the correct path. And Hux when, no actually Hux is just very shouty, he is a pantomime villain, I should hate that but I really like it. I actually love the bit where Poe is trolling him at the start. So yeah, there is a lot of character development.

Why is there so much silly humour?

There is a lot, too much in my opinion, but I have to say that most of it is pretty funny. Watching Chewie going to eat a porg whilst other porgs squeal and cry, seeing Finn get tazered and watching Rey annoy the caretakers as she destroys buildings and parts of the landscape give a bit of a comic relief. I understand that the film works without it and that much of the humour is hit and miss but I would not say it ruins the film. Although I would like less humour in Episode IX.

How can they move forward from here? This is the end of a trilogy not the middle part

Did you not see the end of the movie. The phrase, “we are the spark, that will light the fire that will burn the First Order down,” is said so many times and this pretty much sums up the end of the movie. The Resistance are calling in favours from anyone who is loyal to them, they are inspiring younger people who are oppressed, they are basically rebuilding. In fact I would say that Episode IX will be set some years later with the First Order in charge of the universe and the Resistance ready to strike out again. Maybe we will have a new Jedi Order trained by Rey and force ghosts, I am still holding out for their being a spirit council with the force ghosts of Luke, Yoda, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Mace Windu and Anakin that guide Rey through her training and the setting up of a new Jedi Order. Rian Johnson even stated that it would be interesting to see a dark side force ghost, could we be getting Supreme Leader Kylo Ren being haunted by Snoke’s ghost, sending him more and more mad? There are plenty of paths to take and plenty of questions to still explore. I am most excited to see who Ren’s apprentice will be, remember, “always two there are, no more, no less, a master and an apprentice.”

 

The questions I really want answered!

After watching the film and considering if for a few days they are still a few questions I would like answered, maybe this well be done in Episode IX, maybe it is me being stupid and they are answered already…

  1. What are the Knights of Ren? We have heard a lot about them but never seen them, or are they the praetorian guards? I hope not, but where are they in both The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi?
  2. What happened to the Jedi trainees that escaped? Are they still with the resistance, are they scattered across the galaxy? I had a theory that Rey was one of them and that others needed to be awakened but, again, I guess I’m wrong. Or could it be that they were working with Ren and are actually the Knights of Ren? I am sure Episode IX will explain this.
  3. When Hux reaches into his coat to kill Ren, what is he reaching for? I take it that this is a gun but it looked to me to be a lightsabre. I really need to watch the film again and take a closer look. I read somewhere that Snoke has trained more than one apprentice, could Hux be that other apprentice? Could his over the top dastardly villain actually be a rouse? Is he a Sith hiding within the First Order? Or is it just a blaster he reaches for? Who knows, not me.

 

So finally, I will say this about The Last Jedi, it was definitely flawed but I am happy with the film overall. It did not go the way I expected but that does not make it bad. I can understand the frustrations of some fans but I agree with the sentiment that Star Wars fans are hard to please. Some say The Force Awakens was too much like old Star Wars and the The Last Jedi not enough like old Star Wars, basically people need to make up their mind what they want. I for one like to be shocked and when they killed Snoke I was definitely surprised. My only real gripe is how much they wasted the character of Phasma, but then again she could have somehow survived, I just don’t know how!

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Is Snoke the last Jedi? A twist on that theory (SPOILERS)

I suppose I should say that there are SPOILERS in this post, if you have not seen Episodes 3 to 7 of Star Wars then stop reading. But then again, if you have not watched them then why are you reading this? Go get them on your telebox now! So, on to the post…

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the-last-jedi-logoIf you have read any of my previous Star Wars posts you will know that I am a massive fan of the movies but I do not read the books or comics or even play the games. For this reason all my ideas come from the movies. What I like about the new films are that they allow us to keep guessing and coming up with theories (of which mine are probably completely wrong!). I had this theory about Rey being one of many young Jedi that escaped Kylo Ren’s attack and need to be awakened. However, recently, given the title of the new film, I am thinking that Snoke might be the aforementioned last Jedi.

A theory, based on some information from a novel, has come out but I have a slightly different idea. In Episode 3 we see the Jedi wiped out bar two, Obi-Wan and Yoda. Both of which go into hiding. The deaths in the film do not account for all the Jedi in the galaxy. What if another got free and was left searching the galaxy for his kin, wanting to battle the dark side but filled with rage about what happened? What if that Jedi finds out about Yoda and Obi-Wan and feels betrayed? He has been searching but effectively these, more senior, Jedi have left him for dead. He starts to become twisted and evil (sound familiar) and turns to the dark side. He hates the Empire but does not feel affiliated to the Jedi. He watches from a distance, waiting for his time to strike. When the Jedi start to rebuild through Luke he can wait no longer, using the ashes of the Empire to start his plan of destroying all the Jedi and, unfortunately, becoming more like the Empire than he planned. That Jedi has become Snoke. He could have been scarred by the Order 66 attack but got away and has been using Sith powers to keep himself alive.

It is a theory that has buzzed about my head since they released the title of Episode 8 and what is more, it fits in with my Rey theory. Maybe I will now go and watch Episode 3 again to see if any of the Jedi survive!

Rogue One: The Star Wars movie we have been waiting for (SPOILERS)

Some people think that the measure of a good movie is the number of effects or the cleverness of the script or that it pushes boundaries and goes where no other films have gone. To me, there is only one thing I really want, entertainment. The best films, in my opinion, are those that feel a lot shorter than they are, the ones where you realise you are at the final act and it seems that no more than half an hour has passed. This is why I think Rogue One is so good, I found myself sitting in the cinema knowing we were near the end but for the life of me I could not understanding how that much time could have passed so quickly. On leaving to cinema I started to think about the film a little more and I realised that this was the Star Wars film we have all been waiting for. Before I go on I must say that there will be spoilers (if you had not worked that out from the title of the post!) so if you have not seen the film then DO NOT read on. In fact I will make it all even clearer…

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Right, now the large spangly banner is out the way let’s get down to business. Before we go any further I must say I was a lot more excited by Rogue One pre the film’s release than I was The Force Awakens, maybe it was that I knew it was going to feel nostalgic. In some ways this makes me more critical, I was expecting it to be good whereas The Force Awakens came after the prequels in release order and was Disney’s first Star Wars so I was skeptical. I think this high expectation is what makes Rogue One even better in my eyes. Whereas The Force Awakens seemed to be a clone of the other movies, Rogue One really pays homage by including links to the other Star Wars films without allow them to dictate the story. From the blue milk in Galen’s house to cameos such as that from Cornelius Evazan and Ponda Baba and onto mentions of Obi-wan being in hiding, Rogue One gives you the feeling of nostalgia but not deja vu. Possibly my favourite scene in the whole film is a hark to the past, at the end where Vader brutally kills the rebel soldiers much like he did when he was Anakin Skywalker trying to save his mother from the sand people. All these make your feel part of the Star Wars universe but if you took the scenes or references out of the movie the story would not really be different.

I also like that that the movie is not so much about the Death Star but the band of rebels who are trying to steal the plans. I have read a lot of comments and reviews that complain that it is another Death Star story but I think it works as it takes it from a different angle. I love the way they have explained why the problem with the thermal exhaust port exists, it stops doubters and moaners whining about plot holes. I also think the fact you know this movie is not about destroying the Death Star but a reconnaissance mission makes it a different type of Star Wars film. Another triumph is the lack of Jedi and Sith, it would be so easy to shoe horn in someone like Obi-Wan or Yoda then them leave and say they will not tell anyone or that they will wait for a signal before starting Luke’s training. Instead the film just completely ignores them, bar one mention of Old Ben.

My major concern going into the movie was the introduction of new characters and how they were going to deal with where these were later in the series but the idea of killing them all off is great. It is dark, dark like The Empire Strikes Back was, and ties up any loose ends. The way they kill them all is not an ‘oh and they are all dead or cannot be found,’ type affair, it is a legitimate part of the story line. The characters I was most concerned about were the Death Troopers. Whilst I actually quite like the prequels (ok Attack of the Clones is pretty bad) I did not like the idea that the Clone Troopers were so different from Storm Troopers. Now there are new ones that never existed in the original trilogy. Oh wait, they are Krennic’s personal guard and are all killed along with everyone else. Got it, that is why they are not there.

Another great part of the film for me was that there are parts that are set up that will clearly lead to bits in the new films, particularly the idea of the former Jedi Temple on Jedha. This adds to the mythology and we might hear more about that as Luke has visited the first Jedi Temple. I wonder if Rey’s parents are somehow set up or linked to in Rogue One, we just do not know about it yet. I also love that they have woven the story into the existing films, little touches like having Krennic die and there is an empty chair on the head table on the Death Star and us seeing Red Five be destroyed, the call sign that becomes Lukes.

Also the development of character was good, it really was all about them and not the tech. You really felt for Erso and Andor and could see why they were justified in their decisions even though they came to them from different places. I liked that you had both a strong male and strong female lead, that lots of people could identify with them. I really enjoyed the hints at a relationship between them, that sort of ill fated love, the knowledge there was something special between them, something they almost realised before they were annihilated. My favourite character by far, however, was K-2SO. He was so cocky, sarcastic and clever but also very insecure. I love the way that Star Wars makes droids more than machines and I truly feel that K-2SO is the most human feeling of the lot. I had that Darth Maul moment when he was killed allowing Erso and Andor to get the Death Star plans, I wish he was actually in Episode 7 so they could have kept him for more movies. I love R2, C3PO and BB-8 but K-2 steals the show for me.

That massive love in is not to say that there were not areas of the movie I would change but they were not the large ones involving characters and plot I thought they might be. My main gripes are really that Darth Vader’s voice does not sound quite right, I know it is James Earl Jones but maybe the changes in his voice in third odd years means he may not have been the right man for the job. The CGI versions of Tarkin and Leia were good but they did not quite feel right, maybe they can be revisited in the future as technology advances. Also the title screen looked a bit naff, I understand not going with the classic opening scrawl but it looked a little bit like bad word art to me. A pale recreation of the Star Wars text, it may have been the same font but it did not look right to me. Finally, the soundtrack was good but it was not quite up to John William’s standard. A grade A copy but not quite the real thing. These things I can forgive, they are minor blips in an otherwise excellent movie.

So, Rogue One is definitely a great movie, one of the best I have seen at the cinema for a long time. It is a different sort of Star Wars movie but feels part of the whole saga and ties all the films together. It is definitely worth a watch, a second viewing and buying on Blu-ray. It also makes me more excited for Episode 8. Maybe I was not as excited for Episode 7 as it was all a bit new and I did not know where it was going. Rogue One was safe territory, albeit it one that was executed with aplomb. A Star Wars movie where the Storm Troopers can actually shoot is not a bad thing!

A Star Wars Limerick

Today is National Limerick day (yeah I didn’t know either until I saw it on twitter a few hours ago!) and as I am a writer, of sorts, I thought I would pen my own limerick to celebrate. Also they are really quick to do so I have not had to spend too much time on it! I thought I would write a limerick on one of my favourite things in the whole world, Star Wars. So here goes. Oh yeah, I should say SPOILER ALERT incase you have not seen Episode 7 although if you have not then where have you actually been? Anyway, here’s the limerick…

 

There was a young boy called Ben

Who was seduced by Snoke and then

The Jedi he killed

With darkness was filled

And became the evil Kylo Ren

 

I have added it to my collection, Bad Poetry You probably never want to read on wattpad. You can look at it there as well along with some other of my truly awful poems.

Who is Rey? My theory

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Rey is an excellent character but who exactly is she?

Everyone and their dog is giving out Star Wars theories after watching The Force Awakens. I have not really given it much thought until recently. I managed to see Episode 7 in the cinema once but then got back to my hectic life before watching it twice in a week since the blu-ray was released. Many fans said it was much better the second time around as you got over that, ‘Oh yes, I’m watching a new Star Wars,’ feeling and I have to say that I agree. I am starting to move away from the it’s just a rehash of A New Hope and noticing themes and scenes from all six movies in there. It really is a homage and I hope that means they have got the sentiment out of the way for the next two films.

Amongst the list of questions about Episode 7, one of the biggest is, who is Rey? I had a great, if unlikely, idea when I first watched it in that Rey was a descendent of Palpatine and that she has been left on Jakku when Luke realised she could be dangerous. Since rewatching I have a new theory, one that has some form of evidence to back it up, well a few quotes from the film. I suppose I should say SPOILER ALERT but if you have read the title of the post then you probably know there are going to be spoilers.

Right, here goes. I will start off with my theory then try to explain it. Rey is one of a handful of Jedi Younglings that escaped the massacre by Kylo Ren and has had her memory wiped. I must admit I have not read any of the material around The Force Awakens and base my theories completely on seeing the film. So the real question is, why do I think this? Well first I will look at why I think that Rey was a Jedi Youngling. Firstly there is the awakening, she has clearly been trained in the Jedi arts and some of her training is coming back to her as she gets involved in the conflict. Secondly, although J.J. Abrams did says this was a mistake, Leia ignores Chewie to hug Rey so it would appear they may have met before. Next we have the fact that Luke’s lightsabre calls to Rey and she gets some flashbacks of what has happened leading up to this point. So I think with all that we could assume she has been trained as some sort of Jedi. Another piece of information comes from the fact that Kylo Ren keeps asking, “what girl?” When they meet he does not seem to know her but could it be that he knows some people escaped the massacre and that she may be one of these people? Also when he looks into her mind he sees that she dreams about an island in the middle of a great ocean, remind you of anything? Yep, the first Jedi Temple that Luke has exiled himself too. Does this mean that she has been there before, for training, or could it be Luke sending her a message as to where he is? Could Luke also be sending a message to her through the lightsabre? Also, in terms of her being left on Jakku, she could not have been put in a more horrible position. A place where people could easily disappear and if you are searching for someone, a place you would not think to look. Potentially a really good place to hide from the First Order. On top of this we did have Obi-wan keeping an eye on Luke on Tatooine, could Lor San Tekka be tasked with making sure Rey does not get into any trouble?

So those points may add up to show she is a former Jedi Youngling or at least has some Jedi training. But I did say one of many Jedi. It makes sense that if they are hiding one Jedi they may be hiding more. Another point on this is that Snoke mentions that if they get to Luke first they can stop the Jedi returning. Is it that Luke has the power to give them back their memories? That he knows where all the Jedi Younglings are hidden so the First Order want to get to him to stop this happening. If it was just about killing the last Jedi then surely the First Order would let the Resistance have the map and follow them then attack and kill Luke? Without Luke’s knowledge of where all the Younglings are then the First Order may not find them and they may all start to awaken, with memories flooding back they may come together and create the Jedi once again. Is that why Snoke wants the girl as he can look into her head and see the memories so he can find the rest of the Younglings?

The final shot of the film has Luke looking remorseful and downbeaten, is that because he knows that this is the real start of the fight, that he now needs to awaken the other Younglings to take down the First Order so the Jedi can flourish once again?

Well, there we go, that is my take on it, I may be completely wrong but at least it is fun to theorise. Also one of the greatest things about this trilogy is we have no idea where it is going, I do really like the prequels (they are nowhere near as bad as everyone says in my opinion) but you knew how they would end. The only really downer is that we now need to wait till December 2017 to get some answers and with the third installment not until 2019 we may not even get half the answers we want. Oh well, at least Rouge One is on the horizon.

Does the new Star Trek bode well for Star Wars?

Whilst I watched a lot of Trek when I was young, I was never really a massive fan. Wars, yes Wars is where it is at. I fell in love with Vader, Chewbacca and R2 when I was younger and in the Trek vs Wars debate I always came down on the Wars side. For me Trek was too much talking and stories quickly wrapped up in the last five minutes of a show. Wars was expansive, intriguing, full of battles and big set pieces. It had a villain you just could not hate and was far far cooler. Despite the debacle of Episodes 1 and 2 (I love the clever story of Episode 3 and the dark moments such as Anakin killing young ones and order 66 so will not have a bad word said against it! Ok the acting was terrible, you can have that!) I have never lost my love for the saga. Trek, on the other, I discarded some years ago like some child’s toy found at the bottom of a draw when finally moving out of your parents home, feeling myself to old and mature to watch. It didn’t give me that childhood charm like Wars. Recently, however, I was invited to go see Star Trek Into Darkness with some friends. I don’t visit the cinema much so though, ‘what the heck, I’ll give it a go!’ I decided to pop the first Star Trek reboot on high priority on my LoveFILM list to make sure I had seen the prequel. Late one night I watched it and thought it to be decent viewing, nothing special but better than the Star Trek I had watched as a kid. Now mildly excited I went to see Into Darkness. Now that was a much better film. It had the morality and discussion of the series I had fallen out of love with, but also action and excitement with enough comedic elements to keep it fresh whilst not being over the top. But there was one scene, only a little scene, but a scene all the same that got me more excited than I could thought I could be. At one point Scotty is given some co-ordinates and takes a shuttle to check them out. As he flies round a small moon we get a shot of a planet, a planet that looks like Tatooine. It made me think, ‘this guy is directing Star Wars as well, I hope it’s this good!’ Into Darkness had dark elements as well, double-crossing and breaking of rules by a rebel with a cause, a just and right cause. What it got me thinking then was, does the improvements in the new Star Trek films bode well for the new Star Wars films as J.J. Abrams is directing these too? He also directed one of my favourite US series, Lost. Well the pilot episodes but those were some of the best. If Abrams can keep the dark feel and stylised visuals he has got with Star Trek then at least the films will look good. Acting in the new Trek is good as well so hopefully we wont get any of that horrendous Portman and Christensen false love stuff that makes you shudder with every syllable. The only thing then is the script, with what has been learnt about comedy from Jar Jar Binks then we can only expect this to be improved. As it is written by Michael Arndt, the likelihood is that it will be pretty good (well I am only really saying that from watching Toy Story 3 and Brave!). All in all those Disney concerns might be being pushed to one side and if Star Trek is anything to go by then the other Star franchise should, hopefully, be reborn successfully this time.

The rather late Lucasfilm gets sold post!

So a few weeks ago Lucasfilm got sold to Disney. Most posts that start like this are going to turn out terrible for two key reasons…

1) It is something we all already know

2) You never use So to start a sentence (I know I have done that but it is for dramatic effect alright!)

Anyhows, as a Star Wars fan I thought I better put my waste of time nobody cares view into the mixer. Unlike other people’s views I have not bothered to research anything, I only know what I know from hearsay and the odd facebook comment. Basically I like Star Wars but don’t have time to surf the net for other people’s’ views. Actually I don’t really care what other people think because what I have heard through hearsay is the biggest load of twaddle (see how I censored myself there) ever. Firstly I would like to say that I think this is a good thing, the George Lucas marketing bandwagon has gone far enough so lets let someone else have a slice of the pie, plus Disney really need it, it’s not like they are a massive corporation or anything! As far as I am concerned this can never be a bad thing, look at Episode 1 and 2. Nothing Disney  can do will ever be that bad! Loads of fans have said they disowned the second trilogy (looking at it from production not storyline, no-one would ever disown 4, 5 and 6!), well if you didn’t like them you’ve got nothing to lose, you can simply disown this new trilogy too. The thing is that everyone knows that when Lucas outsources his ideas good films get made (please don’t mention Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!). When Lucas tried his hand at directing and writing we got Jar Jar Binks and acting that made even Hollyoaks fans shudder. I have heard that the guy who wrote Toy Story is writing the new ones aka were on to a winner already, we just need a good director. But not Steven Spielberg, everything he does has aliens in….oh…wait! P.S. Sorry for spoiling the surprise twist in 97.3% of Spielberg’s movies!

The other thing that annoys me is people stating, and some in all seriousness, that Mikey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy are going to be in it. There was me thinking that Disney made other films like Pirates of the Caribbean, Tron and The Chronicles of Narnia. These are all good Sci-Fi/Fantasy films (ok I haven’t seen the new Tron but I am trying to prove a point!) and I don’t remember Mickey’s gang ever popping up in those. Stop being silly!

There are others saying let it lie, let the films be. Well to those I say that the toys, cartoons, books and general other merchandise  never stopped when the films ended. Lets just allow them to produce three more two hour long adverts to help them shift that stuff! I for one will be buying in with a sense of irony until I realised I just spent £20 on a Chewbacca Angry Bird Plush Toy.

Really, what I am trying to say is it’s probably going to be bad but it can’t be as bad as before and Disney do have a good track record so lets all sit back and forget about it until 2015 when we can spend £6  to £8 to get into the cinema (probably about £20 by then) and sob slowly into our popcorn thinking how the cinema has fleeced us once again and our love for Star Wars has diminished to so minute proportions you would miss it in a post-mortem!